Earlier today, I sent a note off to an Eclipse contributor to ask a couple of questions about the status of a bug I submitted. My message somehow got flagged as obscene spam which is sort of cool all by itself (though not all that improbable). Anyway, he apparently made some comment about the obscene note from his friend Wayne to his two children who decided to name the ugly wizard puppet their mother recently bought them “Wayne the Wizard”.
So… life goal #493 is realized: to have an ugly wizard puppet named after me.